This was an installation at Burning Man. Which I plan to attend before my death, at least once. What I can't figure out, and would like to, is... do they have showers there? I can tough out practically anything as long as I can have a nice shower.

Kevin had the best idea for Halloween when we spawn a few kidlets. We're going to get the mask of the creepy doll from Saw and have whichever poor child is at our mercy ride a trike up to doors to ask for candy...

Totally creepy huh?!?! I can't wait.

Blah, germs. I don't touch anything in public restrooms, except bum to seat.

Can't wait for Thanksgiving. I'm gonna eat til my fat pants scream for mercy.

So I'd like to know what you think. When people get drunk they say alot of things...now I've heard two theories -- one: you tell the absolute truth because you have no inhibitions and, two: you try harder to keep the truth to yourself. Drunk or no, I have no filter anyway so largely I feel this doesn't apply to myself. But I AM wondering, you?

An insult I can't wait to use on someone when they're angry: "Calm down, you'll get shaken baby syndrome." Pahaha!!!

Wouldn't it just blow to catch puberty again? Say, you don't get the flu or chicken pox, but you can get the gangly awkwardness but only for a few weeks, until the antibiotics kick in.

Things I'd like to see:: A fjord, the movie "The Invention of Lying", someone who wears wings every day just because, Parker Posey, an actual spidey sense, and a dinosaur alive and well. <3